Really That Bad?: Isuca

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You voted. We watched. This is the fifth installment of a series of conversations between Artemis and myself about anime shows that have been deemed worthy contenders for the title of Worst Anime of All Time.

 

As with Mirage of Blaze, Hand Shakers, Vampire Holmes, and Diabolik Lovers, we’re not aiming just to poke fun at widely unpopular anime for our own amusement (though we certainly hope these articles are fun to read), but rather to have a frank discussion about what exactly makes these shows so bad in the first place. We’re also genuinely curious to find out whether or not these anime are indeed as bad as their reputations suggest.

 

So sit back, enjoy, and do let us know your own opinions in the comments.

Artemis: Well, here we are again with our first Really That Bad? title of the new year. Why don’t you start us off, Watson?

 

Watson: Well… it wasn’t terrible.

 

Artemis: That’s your summary of the show?

 

Watson: Kind of, yeah. I have to say I was expecting something way worse. The last few shows have been… well, pretty dire. But Isuca actually had some redeeming features that I think are worth discussing.

 

Artemis: I don’t know if I’d say ‘redeeming features’ per se, but I agree that in some respects at least, Isuca wasn’t nearly as bad as I’d been anticipating.

 

Watson: That counts as a compliment around here, so let’s roll with it!

 

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And it started off so well, too…

 

Artemis: So what tops your list for notable positive (or just not-terrible) qualities?

 

Watson: Way I saw it, there were three main things that stood out. First, the show wasn’t BORING – things happened, there was drama and conflict, and people took action to resolve them. That’s actually a pleasing novelty.

 

Artemis: Certainly a step above, say, Diabolik Lovers, which really suffered from a lack of agency. Or Vampire Holmes, which suffered from a lack of… well, everything.

 

Watson: Setting the bar pretty low, I know.

 

Artemis: Although that also means that Vampire Holmes thankfully didn’t suffer from excessive fanservice either. But we can come back to that – please, continue.

 

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I think they’ll recognise you for other reasons too.

Watson: Second thing I liked was that there were distinct characters, and at least some of them developed. The main characters all had reasons for why they acted the way they did, and those reasons seemed to respond to events around them. Some of the others were a bit of a blank slate, or one dimensional, but it wasn’t a complete wasteland in terms of characterisation.

 

Artemis: Fair enough. I’d argue that a lot of said character traits and development were surface-level at best, but I agree that there was at least some characterisation going on which, thanks to the kinds of titles we’re watching, I no longer take for granted.

 

Watson: Indeed. And thirdly, there was intra-character conflict, which was believable (relatively speaking, anyway) in terms of their situation and motivations. Do you know how long it’s been since we watched a show that had that?

 

Artemis:

 

Watson: Neither do I, but it feels like a real long time! I also remember liking the way one of the characters responded when asked why they didn’t have a job: “I can’t fight the waves of recession.” Lol.

 

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The extra bodysoap was a nice touch too.

 

Artemis: I’ll admit there were one or two moments of humour I found genuinely funny here, which again, when you think about what we’ve been watching lately is a pretty major achievement.

 

Watson: Yeah. I guess a kind of Stockholm Syndrome is setting in at about this point in our journey.

 

Artemis: Although I will also point out that most of the ‘humour’ in this case was of the “characters constantly faceplant into boobs, women get stripped of their clothing and dignity in increments” variety. To be clear, I don’t find these kinds of situations unfunny because I too am a woman and it therefore offends me personally. I find it unfunny because at its core, it’s really just not funny.

 

Watson: Really? I didn’t think those moments (and there were MANY) were intended as humour. I thought they were mindless titillation.

 

Artemis: That too, but after so many years of certain character stereotypes and sexual slapstick comedy sinking in within the medium, I think a certain audience has been well-trained by this point to laugh at it.

 

creepy

You ain’t seen NOTHING yet, cat-girl…

 

Watson: Either way, it certainly wasn’t subtle. Clothing rips, random partial nudity, accidental groping and the like happened a LOT, and for reasons which were only tangentially related to the action in each episode. It was as if the creators could only bring themselves to produce the flimsiest of excuses for the male character to end up with someone sitting on his face. Again.

 

Artemis: Absolutely, but it got worse. There were also the moments where shit got rapey. Because while our resident high school demon slayer, cat girl, and shrine maiden all quite blatantly threw themselves at our main guy (even when pretending otherwise), there were definitely some rather less benign instances of fanservice. You know the drill – some near tentacle-rape (because demons), people being forced to make out (because demons), some girls get bitten by rats and end up rolling around in their underwear (because demons)…

 

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This isn’t even close to how bad the scene got. And this was one of the milder ones.

 

Watson: I’m not sure I do know the drill, actually. Perhaps I haven’t watched enough dodgy anime to become familiar with it.

 

Artemis: Lucky you. Sometimes I genuinely wonder whether the staff on any given generic ‘sexy’ anime title really do just sit around a table in some conference room, give each other five minutes to scrawl some keywords on bits of paper, and then throw them into a hat to take turns on pulling out the characters/plot points. “And the characters for this show will be… a high school student! With confidence issues about… her bust size! Her sidekick will be… a cat demon! With her main physical feature… hilariously enormous breasts!

 

Watson: Yes, even I can see that these sorts of things are getting tiresomely clichéd. It’s a pity, because if you ignored one or two of the most egregiously formulaic and just plain dumb elements, the show probably wouldn’t have struck me as being one of the worst out there to begin with.

 

Artemis: Sure, but it’s hard to ignore something when it’s literally being shoved in your face every other minute.

 

Watson: I will grant you that. But then again, we certainly have seen worse, so for the purposes of this series of articles, does Isuca qualify as still being one of the worst examples of anime out there? I’d argue not.

 

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Excellent question! Are these tree-root-demon-things or mobile turds?

 

Artemis: I will say that Isuca did strike me as being fairly average. Average bad, that is, but still average. And you’re right, we have seen worse, in terms of sexuality and consent/agency (Hand Shakers, Diabolik Lovers), story (Vampire Holmes), and pacing (Mirage of Blaze). Of course, none of this by any means makes Isuca actually good, but it also makes it not The Worst, which is about as charitable as I feel like being towards it.

 

Watson: All in all, pretty forgettable, then. Which maybe doesn’t sound like a compliment, but almost could be in that it’s not been forever burned into my memory. Even the technical aspects like music and animation were just… there. The trend towards the “monster of the week” format is also probably responsible for at least some of Isuca’s general forgettableness, complete with the characters constantly yelling the names of their various special attack methods. Why is that, by the way?

 

Artemis: It’s something of a long-standing tradition among certain shows, especially those with an action bent and aimed at young teens. In fact, it’s probably what some people remember most about a few older titles like Sailor Moon or Dragon Ball Z. I’ve never actually researched that particular topic, but I imagine it makes the action seem cooler to some viewers. It also (I assume) serves to create handy catch-phrases. If something is easily repeatable, something is easily shared.

 

Watson: Hmm, makes sense. Thanks for explaining that, I’ve always wondered about it. Anyway, let’s wrap things up.

 

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Another excellent question, but one that is sadly lacking an excellent (or even acceptable) answer.

 

Artemis: Were we giving scores out of 5?

 

Watson: I think we started by rating out of 10, but including the top half of that range may have been just a tad over-optimistic.

 

Artemis: In that case, I’d give it a 3.

 

Watson: Yeah, I’d go with that. It’s the same as I gave Mirage of Blaze, and while this show wasn’t remotely as boring for me, it has pretty big problems elsewhere.

 

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None that can’t be solved by a beach episode, though!

 

Artemis: I believe I gave Mirage of Blaze a 3 as well, while every other title we’ve covered so far for this article series has received lower.

 

Watson: There you have it, folks. We don’t recommend anyone watch Isuca, but if you do we can at least say that it (probably) won’t scar you for life. You’re welcome.

 

Question of the post: To any readers who’ve also seen Isuca, what did you make of it? Does it deserve the title of Worst Anime, and why/why not?

About Dr. J.H. Watson

I’m a New Zealander, in my 30s, and until recently I lived in rural Japan. I have interests in history, pop culture, video games, and the clever use of language.
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44 Responses to Really That Bad?: Isuca

  1. Karandi says:

    I know I’ve watched this anime and yet even after reading this and looking at the images, I can’t for the life of me remember a single thing about it. It really didn’t leave much of an impression, good or bad. Though after reading this I’m not inclined to go and watch it again to remind myself about it.
    Thanks for sharing. This was a really fun read.

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    • Glad you liked the review! I struggled to remember the name of a single character in this show, and Artemis had to remind me several times that there was in fact a shrine maiden. The show simply faded out of memory very easily, which doesn’t bode well but is still far from the worst thing about it. Frankly, I think you’re wise not to go back to it.

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  2. Ged Maybury says:

    My dear Dr Watson, lacking the arcane knowledge necessary to enable me to directly message you, I shall leave this here:
    By some bizarre quirk of determination and perseverance, I have composed a sort of anime / mash-up / faux movie trailer / homage / *thing* that is now on YouTube. (Languishing, probably, feeling unloved.)
    Since you and Artemis are dedicated followers of all things anime (good *and* bad), you might be curious enough to give it 1.15 minutes of your time, a laugh if you can possibly afford it, and an up-or-down vote of your choice. Hell: review it; I don’t care. (I do, really, but I’m trying to be all brisk and adult here.)

    General themes are “Millennium Actress” cross-pollinated with “Azumanga Daioh”; purely for artistic reasons you must understand. [Link below.]

    Any compliments desperately appreciated, and any kind of public boosting via you immensely popular blog appreciated too, if you deem it worthy, kudasai.
    Thx, Bro.

    PS I’m completely failing to find a pathway to Artemis from here. Could you please c.c. her into any mention you care to give to my ‘umble venture into film (short of jeering and pointing, that is).

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  3. Eric you says:

    i have a brand new harem anime or manga concept featuring a normal 31 year old man named Adam Manson he is transported by a mysterious bus that can travel between earth and a different dimension called Elysium he is given the job of being a teacher at a coed private boarding school called paradise academy.

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  4. Eric you says:

    paradise academy is very large in size and it is almost like a city with hotel or apartment like dormitories a huge gym many forests, parks, its own mountain range, a lake, a indoor amusement park and water park, a large cafeteria, a large library, its own private zoo, farms, gardens, waterfalls, hot springs, a movie theater, art galleries, its own ocean filled with sea creatures and islands reached by ferry, airport, a monorail system, a church, a shrine, a temple, ice rink, and a convention hall or center, and the schools headmasters office has to be reached by the schools own private van shuttle service complete with a chauffeur the school also has butlers, maids, janitors, plumbers, and a rather large faculty/ staff.

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  5. Eric you says:

    we see paradise academy is a high school the school surprisingly does not have a dress code and students can wear whatever they want or even no clothes at all being a very relaxed campus.

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  6. Eric you says:

    Adam’s main students include a female medusa, a half human half cat girl, a female harpy, a half human half spider girl, a female ogre, a half human half fly girl, a half human half hell hound girl, a female siren, a half human half crab girl, a female mimic, a half human half slime monster girl, a half human half chimera girl, a half human half cow/ bull girl, a half human half sphinx girl, a female cupid, a mermaid, a female grim reaper, a female cyborg, a female genie, a half human half chicken girl, a half human half crow girl, and a half human half griffin girl they are some of his students in his class.

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  7. Eric you says:

    other odd students in Adam’s class he is a science teacher in this school his childhood rival Dr. Evangelina Firestorm becomes the school nurse.

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  8. Eric you says:

    other students in Adam’s class also include a half human half lobster boy, a half human half crayfish girl,a half human half scorpion boy, a half human half boil weevil girl, a half human half weevil girl, a half human half potato bug girl, a half human half Japanese beetle boy, a half human half June bug girl, a half human half scarab boy, a half human half click beetle girl, a half human half firefly boy, a half human half ladybug girl, a half human half bean beetle boy, a half human half burying beetle girl, a half human half carpet beetle boy, a half human half deathwatch girl, a half human half flour beetle boy, a half human half grain weevil girl, a half human half Spanish fly boy, a half human half stag beetle girl, a half human half water beetle boy, a half human half wire worm girl, a half human half moth boy, a half human half butterfly girl, a half human half cockroach boy, a half human half cricket girl, a half human half grasshopper boy, a half human half ant girl, a half human half bee boy, a half human half fruit fly girl, a half human half bee fly boy, a half human half blowfly girl, a half human half deer fly boy, a half human half face fly girl, a half human half gnat boy, a half human half hessian fly girl, a half human half horsefly boy, a half human half leaf miner girl, a half human half mosquito boy, a half human half sand fly girl,a half human half tsetse fly boy, and a half human half warble fly girl they all attend paradise academy.

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  9. Eric you says:

    other students also include a half human half octopus boy, a half human half squid girl, a half human half worm boy, a half human half snail girl, a half human half slug boy, a half human half frog girl, a half human half toad boy, a half human half owl girl, a half human half dove boy, a half human half duck girl, a half human half kiwi bird boy, a half human half penguin girl, a half human half roadrunner boy, a half human half goose girl, a half human half parrot boy, a half human half canary girl, a half human half raven boy, a half human half pelican girl, a half human half stork boy, and a half human half swan girl are also students of paradise academy.

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  10. Eric you says:

    the next group of students include a half human half eel boy, a half human half goldfish girl, a half human half shark boy, a half human half aardvark girl,a half human half bat boy, a half human half panda girl, a half human half polar bear boy, a half human half grizzly bear girl, a half human half coyote boy, a half human half dog girl, a half human half jackal boy, a half human half nine tailed fox spirit girl, a female werewolf, a half human half raccoon dog girl, a half human half cheetah boy, a half human half mountain lion girl, a half human half saber toothed cat boy, a half human half panther girl, a half human half panther boy, a half human half lioness girl, a half human half tigress girl, a half human half hyena boy, a half human half mongoose girl, a half human half badger boy, a half human half ferret girl, a half human half otter boy, and a half human half weasel girl are all students at paradise academy.

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  11. Eric you says:

    then the next group of students include a half human half seal boy, a half human half walrus girl, a half human half raccoon boy, a half human half skunk girl, a half human half hedgehog boy, a half human half hare/ rabbit girl, a half human half kangaroo boy, a half human half wallaby girl, a half human half opossum boy, a half human half Tasmanian devil girl,a half human half wombat boy, a half human half mole girl, a half human half chimp boy, a half human half gorilla girl, a half human half orangutan boy, a half human half monkey girl, a half human half elephant boy, and a half human half beaver girl. we also have a half human half guinea pig boy, a half human half chipmunk girl, a half human half gopher boy, and a half human half hamster girl.

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  12. Eric you says:

    we also have a half human half mouse/ rat boy, a half human half squirrel girl, a half human half porcupine boy, a half human half shrew girl, a half human half alpaca boy, a half human half vicuna girl, a half human half llama boy, a half human half camel girl, a half human half giraffe boy, a half human half deer/ moose girl, a half human half bison boy, a female satyr/ faun, a half human half sheep boy, a half human half pig girl, a half human half hippo boy, a half human half dolphin girl, a half human half killer whale boy, a half human half whale girl, a half human half sperm whale boy, a half human half rhino girl, a half human half tapir boy, a half human half donkey girl, a female centaur, a half human half zebra boy, and a half human half mule girl also go to paradise academy. then we also meet a half human half unicorn boy, a half human half armadillo girl, a half human half sloth boy, a half human half anteater girl, a half human half alligator boy, a half human half crocodile girl, a half human half chameleon boy, a half human half gecko girl, a half human half turtle boy, a half human half kappa girl,and a half human half snow/ice spirit girl also go to paradise academy.

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  13. Eric you says:

    even more students in this large school also include a giant boy, a succubus, a male angel, a half human half mandrake girl, a female dryad,a female nymph, a female mummy, a female banshee, a goddess, a male gnome, a female orc, a half human half dragon boy, a female goblin, a female Valkyrie, a ghost boy, a female vampire, a male zombie, a artificial human girl, a clone of a sultan, a clone of a pharaoh, a clone of a soviet soldier, a clone of a Nazi soldier, a superhuman girl with superhuman intelligence, reflexes, speed, senses, strength, and toughness, and a girl cursed with immortal life and being eternal young forever they all go to paradise academy. we also have a robot girl, a female living doll, a female ninja, a female knight, a female samurai, a female exorcist, a catholic nun, a oriental shrine maiden/ eastern style temple priestess, a male teenage clown, a female prostitute, a female geisha/ courtesan, a female dominatrix, a female stripper/ erotic dancer, a girl with psychic abilities like precognition and telepathy she is a fortune teller, a male alchemist, and a female witch/ sorceress they all go to paradise academy. we also meet a magical girl and a feral girl raised by stray dogs also go to this same school.

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  14. Eric you says:

    we later meet a boy who is a teenage genius with a photographic memory his name is Micheal he is 17 years old he is from earth like Adam Manson his uncle is Dr. Smithson who created his own mutant daughters one is half human half mite, another is half human half flea, another is half human half fluke, another is half human half hookworm, another is half human half horsehair worm, another is half human half louse, another is half human half aphid, another is half human half pin worm, another is half human half roundworm, another is half human half tapeworm, another is half human half tick, and the last one is half human half amoeba they and Micheal later go transfer to paradise academy in Elysium.

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  15. Eric you says:

    other students include a half human half mushroom boy, a half human half leech girl, a exhibitionist masochist slave girl named Evangelina Simpsons and her master a evil incubus who is the son of a demonic king this incubus is named Alexander.

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  16. Eric you says:

    we later meet a half human half hydra girl, a half human half jellyfish boy, a half human half sea anemone girl, a half human half sea fan boy, a half human half sand dollar girl, a half human half sea cucumber boy, a half human half sea lily girl, a half human half sea urchin boy, a half human half starfish girl, and a half human half brittle star boy they all go to paradise academy.

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  17. Eric you says:

    some other students also include a half human half sponge girl, a half human half carp boy, a female gnome, a androgynous grey alien, a intersex hermaphroditic alien, a female professional thief, a male mafia crime boss, a female delinquent who leads a gang of bikers, a male former con artist who becomes a teacher his name is Joshua and he teaches art class, a cannibal girl, a male rogue assassin/ mercenary, a female bounty hunter, a male vampire hunter, a female paranormal investigator also becomes a teacher who teaches literature and language arts class her name is Marissa, a male former drug dealer who is also a pimp becomes a teacher as well he teaches shop class his name is Rico, a teenage female henchman also becomes a student at paradise academy, and a male clone of a barbarian warlord also becomes a student.

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  18. Eric you says:

    we later meet a girl named Sarah her father is a alcoholic who also likes to smoke cigarettes and gambles a lot her family is very poor she goes to paradise academy her mother works as a florist
    and her older brother Jacob is a computer programmer. she does multiple part time jobs in order to assist with her family’s financial problems. she is forced to cross dress as a boy doing her part time work having a flat chest.

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  19. Eric you says:

    other students at paradise academy also include a time traveling girl, a male blacksmith is also a teacher at this school, a mechanic is also a teacher at this school, a male clone of a caliph is also a student at this school, a chimney sweeper is shown to be living in the city near the school which is called new heaven city, a female secretary is also shown to be living and working in new heaven city, a butcher is also shown to be living and working in new heaven city, a consultant is also shown to be living and working in new heaven city, a male alien space marine is shown to be watching over the city in a spaceship, a gymnast is also shown to be living in new heaven city, a janitor named Phil keeps the school clean, a supermodel is also shown to be living in new heaven city, and a professional photographer is also shown to be living in new heaven city.

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  20. Eric you says:

    other citizens include a female barber who has prehensile hair is shown to be living in new heaven city, a male clone of a scribe is also shown to be a student at paradise academy, a female judo expert is shown to be living in new heaven city, a male karate expert is shown to be living in new heaven city he is also a stunt performer, a female jujitsu expert is also shown to be living in new heaven city, a male sumo wrestler is also shown to be living in new heaven city, a female Thai boxer is shown to be living in new heaven city, and a male elderly Chinese martial arts master is shown to be living in new heaven city.

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  21. Eric you says:

    other students of paradise academy include a female clone of a gladiator, a boy who is skilled in fencing/ swordsmanship and archery, a female former masked wrestler is the schools physical education teacher, a female spiritual medium is shown to be living in new heaven city, a male clone of a philosopher is shown to be a student at paradise academy, a daughter of a tribal chief is shown to be a student at paradise academy, a male clone of a pope is shown to be a student at paradise academy, a female psychologist is shown to be living in new heaven city, a male psychiatrist is shown to be living in new heaven city, a female clone of a druid priestess is shown to be attending paradise academy, a male necromancer is shown to be living in new heaven city, and a daughter of a shaman attends paradise academy. and a male living scarecrow is shown to living in a farm on school grounds he is friends with a cowgirl who is the daughter of a farmer.

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  22. Eric you says:

    other citizens of new heaven city and students of paradise academy also include a male social worker who lives in the city, a female surfer also attends paradise academy she is also a competitive swimmer her dad is a fisherman while her mother is a lifeguard at a large indoor water park, a female ballet dancer is shown to be living in the city, a female acrobat is shown to be living in the city, a famous baseball athlete is shown to be living in the city, a famous basketball star is shown to be living in the city, a female contortionist is shown to be living in the city, a male cricket star is shown to be living in the city, a famous soccer star is shown to be living in the city, a american football athlete is shown to be living in the city, a famous golfer is shown to be living in the city, a famous race car driver is shown to be living in the city, a famous tennis star is shown to be living in the city, a famous ice hockey star is shown to be living in the city, a famous skier is shown to be living in the city, and a girl who likes track and field is shown to be attending paradise academy she also likes bodybuilding as well plus boxing and wrestling.

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  23. Eric you says:

    we later meet other citizens of new heaven city one is a male park ranger, a male lumberjack, a female clone of a shepherd also goes to paradise academy, a pornographic film actress also lives in the city, a male baker also lives in the city, a female chef also lives in the city, a male juggler also lives in the city, a female jester also lives in the city, a male mime also lives in the city, a female comedian also lives in the city, a famous movie director and a movie producer also lives in the city, a girl who likes playing music with her cello lives in the city, a male composer also lives in the city, a female disc jockey also lives in the city, a boy who plays flute also lives in the city, a girl who plays guitar also lives in the city, a boy who plays piano also lives in the city, and a female jazz singer who works at a nightclub also lives in the city. other citizens also include a male rapper, a female rock and roll star, a boy who likes playing violin, a female opera singer, a boy who likes to yodel, a female sculptor, a male famous stage magician, and a woman who likes to write and tell stories also lives in the city of new heaven.

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  24. Eric you says:

    we also meet a female beauty contest winner, a female cheerleader, a boy with the power of hypnosis, a girl who is skilled in using puppets, a male construction worker, a male electrical engineer, a male miner, a male plumber, a male bus driver, a male chauffeur, a female cafeteria worker, a male school counselor, a female personal trainer, a male sports team coach, a male banker, a wealthy female business executive, a male grocery shop owner, a woman who sells perfume, a female inn manager, a male information broker, a female real estate broker, a male bartender, a female tour guide, a male factory worker, a male miller, a female judge, a male lawyer, and a female police officer also live in the city of new heaven.

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  25. Eric you says:

    we later meet a girl who can control tech with her mind, a male smuggler, a female prisoner who joined a terrorist group that was also a cult that worshiped a god of chaos, death, war, destruction, and evil known as master leviathan, a male cyberbully, a girl who was raped by a pedophile becoming a teenage parent she becomes a homeless runaway, a man who kidnapped and raped the girl later gets arrested the teenage girl after giving birth puts the baby in a basket leaving the newborn son on the doorstep of a temple to a be raised by a group of monks and priests, a female bank robber also gets arrested and sent to prison called Freya prison, a male scuba diver also lives in the city of new heaven, a female helmsman who later becomes the captain of a haunted ship also lives on a ship she also becomes a ghost after her death now leading her band of living skeletons and ghosts like a pirate, a male airship pilot of a steampunk airship also lives in the city, and a male navigator also lives in the city.

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  26. Eric you says:

    also living in the city of new heaven we meet a female post office worker, a female flight attendant, a male taxi driver, a male truck driver, a waitress at a maid cafe, a male valet parking worker, a male clone of a squire, a female political consultant, a male media consultant, a male sheriff, a male firefighter, a female paramedic, a male combat medic, a female pharmacy worker, a male veterinarian, a female dentist, a male medical examiner who is also a undertaker, a female eye doctor, a male pediatrician, a female radiologist, and a male brain surgeon also live in this city of new heaven.

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  27. Eric you says:

    other citizens of new heaven city also include a female city council member, a male political boss, a female ambassador from a island nation in the pacific, the male governor of Baptiste the state where our story takes place, the female mayor of new heaven city, the king and queen of Terran the country where the story takes place their names are king Abraham and queen Esther, a male archaeologist, a female accountant, a male theologian, a female paleontologist, a male architect, a female aerospace engineer, a male chemical engineer, a female civil engineer, a male computer scientist, a female electronic engineer, a male nuclear engineer, a female software engineer, a male forensic scientist, a female biologist, a male geneticist, a female pathologist, a male virologist, a female microbiologist, a male toxicologist, a female entomologist/ ant farm owner, a male math genius is the schools math teacher, a female astronomer, a male astrophysicist, a female chemist, a male nuclear physicist, a female theoretical physicist, a male anthropologist, a female criminologist/ detective, a male linguist, a female shoemaker, a male carpenter, a female advertising executive, a male talent agent, a female tailor, a male milkman, a female landlady, a male magazine editor, a female newspaper publisher, a male newspaper editor, a female reporter, a male torturer/ executioner, a female yoga instructor, a male junk dealer, a female receptionist, a female narcissistic socialite, and a male hunter who is also a survivalist also live in the city of new heaven.

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  28. Eric you says:

    other characters also include a female clone of a caveman she is a student at paradise academy, a male clone of a Nazi soldier, a female artificial human super soldier, a male clone of a american civil war soldier, a male clone of a american revolutionary war soldier, a male clone of a Jacobite, a female clone of a viking warrior, a female amazon warrior, a amorphous alien, a female neanderthal that was in suspended animation, a albino boy, a female amputee with artificial limbs to replace her arms and legs, a blind boy, a deaf girl, a midget man, a disfigured girl, a boy who stutters a lot, a hunchbacked girl, a man dying from cancer, a mute girl, a paraplegic man, a female mutant with a furry body, cat like ears, cat like golden yellow glowing eyes, a cottontail, fangs, and claws, a male mutant with scaly skin and a reptilian tail, a female mutant with fish like fins, a male mutant with tentacles instead of legs, a female mutant with four arms, a female mutant with feathers covering her body and wings growing from her head, a female mutant with antennae, insect like wings, and a stinger, a girl with angelic wings and a halo, a male mutant with a extra mouth on his belly, a female mutant with a third eye on her forehead, a male mutant with six fingers on his right hand, six fingers on his left, six toes on his right foot, and six toes on his left foot, a female mutant with creepy long arms and fingers, a male mutant with spider like limbs, a female mutant with a lamprey like mouth, a male mutant with a flower like mouth, a female mutant with two faces, a male mutant with a elongated neck, a shape shifting eldritch abomination or doppelganger who takes a female form most of the time, a male leprechaun, a female siren, a half human half salamander boy, and a half human half leviathan girl all attend classes at paradise academy. we also have a half human half sea serpent boy, a half human half basilisk girl, a half human half cockatrice boy, a half human half crane bird girl, a half human half dove boy, a half human half parakeet girl, a half human half phoenix boy, a half human half barn swallow girl, a half human half water buffalo boy, a female yeti, a half human half jaguar boy, a half human half lynx girl, a male sprite, a female fallen angel, a male imp, a female ghoul, a male jersey devil, a female sylph, a male brownie, a female gremlin, a elderly hag with wrinkles and a mole on her chin, a male pixie, and a female tooth fairy all live in new heaven city.

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  29. Eric you says:

    other citizens of new heaven city also include a male poltergeist, a half human half pumpkin girl, a male headless horseman, a female will o wisp, a male changeling, a female bogeyman, a female dryad, a female gorgon, a elderly crone, a daughter of father time who was a former baby new year, a daughter of Santa Claus, a daughter of mother nature, a green skinned alien girl, a living male nutcracker doll, a half human half behemoth girl, a male living lantern, a female familiar spirit that can change form from a cat into a woman, a half human half moss man, a half human half narwhal girl, a male gargoyle, a female melon headed mutant, a half human half sandman/ dream spirit boy, a male hobo, a male baron, a female countess, a male duke, a male viceroy, a rich lady who is a bisexual, a male marquess, a male earl, a female viscountess, a male vizier, a female refugee, a male castaway, a female victim of bullying and blackmail, a male bully, and a female belly dancer all live in this unique city of new heaven.

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  30. Eric you says:

    even more citizens of new heaven city include a man who can create and control anti magic, a girl who can astral project herself, a man who can reflect any attack, a girl with aura vision, a man who can create and control force fields, a female energy being, a man who can tame any animal, a girl with very good luck, a man who can bounce like a rubber ball, a woman with chameleon like camouflage, a man who can seduce any person who is a bisexual, a woman who can create and control cold flames, a man with a deadly gaze, a girl who can detect evil and is a living lie detector, a male dragon slaying warrior who rides a pet dragon, a woman who can enter peoples dreams and change them to her will, a man who can absorb any element, a girl who can transmute any element, a man who can control and create earth and stone, a girl who can create and control fire and heat, a man who can create and control air, wind, and razor like winds and can create tornado like moves using martial arts, a woman who can create and control water, a boy who can create and control electricity, a girl who can create and control snow, a man who can manipulate the weather, a woman who can create and control light, a man who can create and control darkness and shadows, a female living shadow, a man who can create and control plants, and a woman who can create and control crystals.

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  31. Eric you says:

    we also meet a man who can heal people from any injuries or illness using his touch, a woman who can manipulate emotions, a man with extreme empathy, a girl who can create and control metal, a man with poisonous skin hair and internal organs, a woman who can create and control magma, a man with the powers of the sun, a girl with the powers of the moon, a boy with the powers of the stars, a girl who can create and control sound, a boy with a super sonic scream, a girl with a psychic radar and can perform psychic surgery on the injured or people with illness, a boy who can use a psychic strangle, a girl who can set things on fire with her mind, a man who can create and control smoke, gas, and mist, a woman who can create and control hellfire, a boy who can create and control illusions, a woman who can manipulate time and space, a boy who can manipulate gravity, a girl who can create and control black holes along with erasing objects and unfortunate people from existence, a man who can absorb and donate energy, a girl who can drain life energy like a psychic vampire, a boy who can eat just about anything, a girl who can blast beams of energy from her hands and her eyes, a man who can create and control faux flames, and a woman who can fly also live in the unique city of new heaven.

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  32. Eric you says:

    other unique citizens of new heaven city also include a man with accelerated healing, a girl cursed with slow aging, a male wizard cursed with accelerated aging, a girl who cannot feel pain or any emotions along with having fake memories she is a robot, a man who can jump in a single bound, a girl who can change size at will, a man with natural night vision, a woman whose skin can become a instant armor, a man who can become intangible, a girl who can become invisible, a man who can manipulate chi, a woman cursed with the kiss and touch of death she is a walking wasteland, a man who can make any living thing rot with his mere presence, a female inventor who made her own jet pack and a suit of powered exoskeleton like armor, a man who can manipulate magnetism , a demonically possessed woman, a man gifted with spider like senses, a girl gifted with hyper awareness, a man who can create and control paper, a woman who can open and shut any door, a man who can manipulate pests, a woman who can copy powers by touch, a man who can nullify powers by touch, a woman with the powers of creation, a man who can warp reality, a woman who can stretch like rubber, a man who can duplicate himself at will, a woman who can see using other peoples vision or seeing using the vision of nearby animals, a man with a shatter point tap and a shock wave like clap, a woman who can speak to animals, a man who can create and control spikes growing from his body, a woman who can create and control swords that come out of nowhere using magic, a man with a super powerful breath and acidic spit, a woman who can speed read any book, a man who can create and control wormholes using them to disappear from one place and reappear in another place, a woman with unbreakable bones, a man with a vacuum like mouth, a woman who can walk on water, a man who can crawl on walls, a woman who can become wreathed in flames but does not damage her body, and a man with x ray vision they all live in the city of new heaven.

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  33. Eric you says:

    we meet a woman named Dawn she is a voodoo priestess and a practitioner in black magic she would sacrifice human victims to her gods and she would drink their blood and consume human flesh or make shrunken heads after she done with her sacrifices.

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  34. Eric you says:

    we later meet a gypsy woman named Agnes Carmen she likes to perform flamenco dances and singing traditional gypsy music we also meet a native american man named Albert George Johnson he has a pet dragon that can transform into a woman and has a werewolf who is his adopted son we also meet a male hillbilly who likes to shoot ducks for fun his name is Logan Hogan Robertson.

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  35. Eric you says:

    we later meet some girls named Carolina, Dakota, and Virginia they are a group of triplets with the power to manipulate the past, present, and future they are goddess as well that control fate.

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  36. Eric you says:

    we later meet a girl named Louise Leonardo Jackson she is a french american who speaks using a Cajun accent she comes from a wealthy family with her dad being a business executive.

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  37. Eric you says:

    another girl we meet is Marsha she is raised by Mable a fairy queen her birth parents were killed by a evil warlock who took over a kingdom her parents were the king and queen of this kingdom known as true cross nation.

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  38. Eric you says:

    we later meet a woman named Jennifer she has dark brown skin long black hair and green eyes she has big breasts and a big ass she is also quite tall and athletic she is from a tribe of hunters, fishers, farmers, and nomads living in the jungle or on a savanna like area.

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  39. Eric you says:

    we then meet a girl named Eva she was raised by wolves she has a very good sense of smell and hyper awareness she has blond hair white skin and blue eyes she is quite tall and athletic she has big breasts she is naked but is covered with her long hair.

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  40. Eric you says:

    we later meet a woman named Jennifer she is a princess and the daughter of the king Abraham and Queen Esther she attends school at paradise academy.

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  41. Eric you says:

    we later meet a girl named Monica Lakewood she is a hostess who works at a nightclub and looks like a prostitute she has blond hair blue eyes white skin big breasts is quite tall and athletic she wears a red tube top and blue daisy dukes with a black thong she has white thigh high boots she also has a yellow jacket.

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  42. Eric you says:

    we also meet a woman named Grace she wears a ragged torn Japanese schoolgirl uniform that bares her midriff and exposes the underside of her breasts she has white skin long black hair and brown eyes she has big breasts her uniform also has a dangerously short skirt she does not wear a bra or panties or even shoes or socks she has a slave collar on her neck.

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  43. Eric you says:

    we meet a woman named Alisha she has white skin red hair and blue eyes she has big breasts she would wear a dark orange leotard and a light orange cape.

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